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Dr. Denise Mahoney ([personal profile] gotgirlballs) wrote2010-07-25 01:57 am

(019) [VIDEO]

[Denise is wearing a tank top, and her bare arms are covered in red patches of irritation. She's scratching them almost incessantly and is yelling angrily at everyone who sees this.]

Which one of you little shits slipped poison ivy between my sheets?! I'm gonna find you and beat your stupid face in!

[Then she narrows her eyes.]

Or was it you, Squinty? Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you roadkill-humping bastard! You think this is funny?!

[OOC: It was, in fact, Donnie Darko who sabotaged her bed. And she deserved it for being terrible. >:3]

[identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're supposed to beat faces in.

I could try and find out. There might be a conspiracy to uh, make your lives difficult?

...I'm going to go check my bed now.

[identity profile] gotgirlballs.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me what I'm not supposed to do, pipsqueak, I'm in charge of you!

Yeah. Go off and play Encyclopedia Brown, see how far that gets you.

[identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...except I really don't think... punching is part of the... programme.

It'll get me further than threatening to beat people up.

[identity profile] gotgirlballs.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Change of program, bitch. Don't like it? Deal.

[identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com 2010-07-25 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I don't think you can do that, either.

[identity profile] gotgirlballs.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna see me do it anyway?!

[identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com 2010-07-26 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to say no.