(019) [VIDEO]

[gotgirlballs]

[Denise is wearing a tank top, and her bare arms are covered in red patches of irritation. She's scratching them almost incessantly and is yelling angrily at everyone who sees this.]

Which one of you little shits slipped poison ivy between my sheets?! I'm gonna find you and beat your stupid face in!

[Then she narrows her eyes.]

Or was it you, Squinty? Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you roadkill-humping bastard! You think this is funny?!

[OOC: It was, in fact, Donnie Darko who sabotaged her bed. And she deserved it for being terrible. >:3]

Comments

[yourunichase]

It was probably the same person who put the crab in mine.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

You got a name I can go on?

[yourunichase]

Nope.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Then congrats, that is the least helpful anyone has been to me all summer. You want a prize?

[yourunichase]

Congrats you're an asshole, okay? I was trying to be nice.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Someone put a dead bird in my bed. It had creepy eyes.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Did the bird give you a rash so bad you'd chew you own arm off to escape it if you could, jackass?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It gave me a rash on the inside. I can feel it through my skin.

I spit my drink out laughing, thanks XP

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

You're a headcase.

I try :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Your face is a headcase. Besides, it's true.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

And what the fuck are you smiling about?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I just didn't realize it was you think whoever it was picked a good target.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? You know who did it?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

I don't know his name.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

So it's a guy. Know what he looks like?

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was like.. my height, about. Maybe a little taller. He had brown hair and was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I think he was from that Camp Sabretooth or whatever.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

[THINGS ARE FINALLY CLICKING]

...I'm so gonna kick your ass.

[tangentdarko.livejournal.com]

[Laughing.]

Hey! I'm not in the Sabretooth Cabin!

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're supposed to beat faces in.

I could try and find out. There might be a conspiracy to uh, make your lives difficult?

...I'm going to go check my bed now.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me what I'm not supposed to do, pipsqueak, I'm in charge of you!

Yeah. Go off and play Encyclopedia Brown, see how far that gets you.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

...except I really don't think... punching is part of the... programme.

It'll get me further than threatening to beat people up.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Change of program, bitch. Don't like it? Deal.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

...

I don't think you can do that, either.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Wanna see me do it anyway?!

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

I'm going to say no.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

It was probably karma, man.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Shut the fuck up, sunshine! I don't need your tree-hugger bullshit right now!

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

I think you're the one who's been hugging trees. Or at least some kind of plant life.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

One more witty observation and I'll punt ya where it rhymes.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

Now I think I know why you had poison ivy put in your bed.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Honestly, these pranks are getting ridiculous.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

No shit!

1/2

[patchyatbest.livejournal.com]

If you call me that one more time, I swear to god--

2/2

[patchyatbest.livejournal.com]

[HE SEES YOUR KARMA SORES AND NOW HE'S JUST OPENLY LAUGHING. :C]

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

I will beat you with a hammer.