"I like her, she's got girl balls."

Awesome. I totally missed this part.

[She's looking down at and cupping her boobs. She's fully clothed, but still...]

I might just play with these bad boys for the rest of the day.

Hey Parker, who's got two thumbs and is gonna be riding your ass about fixing yourself?

[She points to herself with both of her aforementioned thumbs.]

This awesome chick right here.

Okay, so I finally went back to my first entry. Y'know, the only one I made before this flood started? I thought if we did we'd see what our evil twin or whatever was like. Mine's exactly the same as it was then. Comments to it are different, but the entry hasn't changed.

If this is someone's idea of a joke, it sucks pretty hard.

Well, Turk's gonna be pissed that I left right after he decided I was his new best work-friend. I doubt he'll cry like he did when J.D. left, though. Dude has serious issues. Sometimes I wonder why they're even married to women and not each other.

Anyway, I'm Dr. Denise Mahoney, and I'm here as a warden. Some guy told me I'd get a nice bonus check for doing a work-study here, and I need a break from mentoring Lucy anyway. Seriously, she's so perky I think she might actually shit rainbows.

I'd say I look forward to interacting with all of you, but that'd be a lie. A good 95% of you will just end up getting on my nerves.

One of you, direct me to the Infirmary. I need to familiarize myself with it before shit gets serious.