(022) [VIDEO] worst flood ever guys

[gotgirlballs]

[Denise is clearly livid. This flood has basically eliminated her only method of conversing with people--insults--and left her unable to be blunt and rude to people. Basically, it's the worst anything ever for her. She's being careful right now, but will be throwing unintentional compliments left and right if anyone tries to provoke her.]

This is a bunch of bullshit. Parker definitely picked the best possible time for a little vacation. Lucky bitch.

[She doesn't dislike Parker, and "bitch" sounds more like a term of endearment here than anything else.]

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

You didn't leave? Have you just been silent or something lately? Fuck, Parker, you usually can't stop saying all sorts of insightful things.

[yourunichase]

I just talked to you fucking yesterday! What the hell are you talking about? Did you suddenly fucking have a moment of ephinany like you should?


Oh. Fuck this flood. It's awesome.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

We haven't talked for like a week, and trust me, I've really missed that. Then there's the whole issue with my item not registering you, so yeah, I'm still gonna say you weren't here.

[yourunichase]

God damn it. A week?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Roughly...?

I'm gonna be honest and just tell you right now that I didn't keep close track of it. A week's close enough.

[yourunichase]

More like two, after looking at my journal. What did I miss? Cliffnote version.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

The typical fuckton of new arrivals, Paddy taking a leave of absence--and he's coming back, so don't start--and the usual round of drama.

Private.

[yourunichase]

Great. Any new arrivals I particularly care about? And god damn it of course he's gone when I am. Sometimes I really hate him.

Any important drama?

[Private.]

I assume you would tell me if Jarod's shit vanished while I did.

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

The whole freakshow thing is still sort of overshadowing everything else for a lot of people. The Munchkin's got a stick up his ass about it and keeps preparing angry speeches, and the shrink's been silently locked up in her room more often than she's been to the Infirmary.

Wait, were you here for the flood where we couldn't move more than five feet away from another random person without puking everywhere?

As far as I know, Jarod's stuff is all still here.

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[yourunichase]

Lovely. It wasn't even that bad. Jesus Christ some people really need to actually handle thing quite well for what they're given.

I was. I was stuck to the smelly cowboy.

And good. How long has Paddy-cakes been gone?

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

I was stuck with the Munchkin. He's not too unbearable when he isn't being a proud, self-sufficient individual.

A few days or so.

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[yourunichase]

And so you're not even remotely related to being one of the reasons he has a stick stuck up his ass?

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

I may have added to his post-freakshow rage.

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[yourunichase]

May have? Now I know you're affected by the fucking flood; you should be doing a jig of being amused.

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[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

It's happening in my head as we speak.

Private.

[yourunichase]

Damn right.