[Who's that reclining mannishly in a chair and regarding the camera with a look of not giving a single fuck? It's Denise, of course! She looks a little older than she was last time she was here, which makes sense, given how long she's been gone.]
Guess who's back to warden another lucky inmate?
[She hooks a thumb at herself.]
That's right, bitches: Denise motherfucking Mahoney, MD.
[She might look older, but she clearly hasn't modified her behavior all that much.]
How long's it been since I left? It's been five friggin' years for me, so I have no idea who's come and gone in this suckhole. Parker? Paddy? You two still around or what?
[Cue an expression and gesture that suggests it's not a big deal for her either way, even though she'd miss both of them if they were gone.]
Anyway, I'm ready to start in the infirmary immediately. Which is good for you guys, I guess, since it looks like I came back right in the middle of a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Got promoted to attending physician back home, so I am ready to roll.
Guess who's back to warden another lucky inmate?
[She hooks a thumb at herself.]
That's right, bitches: Denise motherfucking Mahoney, MD.
[She might look older, but she clearly hasn't modified her behavior all that much.]
How long's it been since I left? It's been five friggin' years for me, so I have no idea who's come and gone in this suckhole. Parker? Paddy? You two still around or what?
[Cue an expression and gesture that suggests it's not a big deal for her either way, even though she'd miss both of them if they were gone.]
Anyway, I'm ready to start in the infirmary immediately. Which is good for you guys, I guess, since it looks like I came back right in the middle of a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Got promoted to attending physician back home, so I am ready to roll.