(026) - animal time!

[gotgirlballs]

[Denise was here for the last animal flood, and has taken the same form. Gander at the grey chinchilla chilling out in a heap of clothing that she was wearing before she turned into an animal. She speaks, and unlike Amanda, she can be understood by animals and normal Barge denizens alike.]

Same shit, different day. It's been a while since this particular brand of bullshit has happened, though.

[She yawns and scratches an ear.]

Anyone feel like setting out a bowl of sand? I feel the desire for a bath coming on.

Comments

[becauseheswill]

I could probably put together something, if you're serious. Can you understand all of us?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah I'm serious--and obviously, I can understand you.

[becauseheswill]

I meant the other animals as well.

What room are you in?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Level 6, Room 3.

[becauseheswill]

Alright.

[yourunichase]

Fuck you, Denise.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

What's your problem?

[yourunichase]

How can you be so calm about this?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know--maybe because it's happened before?

[yourunichase]

Ugh. I hate the Admiral.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

You and me both, but hey. He could've chosen something a lot worse.

[yourunichase]

Like this?

[most_feared]

It's a new one on me. [And that says something.]

I don't like it.

I could have done without it.

But it's a new one.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Just wait until we turn into evil, alternate-universe versions of ourselves. That one was a winner, let me tell ya.

[most_feared]

Well, fuck, now that you mention it I am not lookin' forward to that one if it comes back around. I heard it was some bad shit. [Ear flap shake. Because shew, that sounded like it was a bad scene.]

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

I ended up unaffected, so I got to see all of the evil wardens running around, beating on their poor innocent inmates. It was a real shit show.

[most_feared]

Did they figure out you weren't nega-Denise or whatever?

[strangehistorian]

I have sand... it.. what are you? Why do you need sand for a bath?

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

A chinchilla, and they bathe by rolling around in sand.

[strangehistorian]

Oh. Well, I have lots of sand, it's a bit of a long story. You're welcome to roll in it if you like, I can at least do that much.